Thursday, November 11, 2010

Only In Smallville, USA

Advert seen in the weekly paper:

"Wisconsin's New Drunk Driving Law...FIRST OFFENSE $2,546* plus lawyer and insurance fees

* - Includes fines, court costs, AODA assessment, ignition interlock device installation and monitoring & reinstatement of license.

Don't drink and drive.

You Drink, You Drive, You Lose!

Call us and we'll give you a ride home, 123-4567!

Smallville Police."

Not quite the same as in Mayberry R.F.D. -



but I'm glad the police offer this service.

No comments: